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G.I. Joe: Retaliation movie reviews

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  G.I. Joe: Retaliation

  Tuesday, February 24, 2026 5:24:31 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  73/100 An impostor, posing as the U.S. President, tries to destroy the Joes and then start Armageddon in a typical megalomaniacal style. The film could certainly use some improvement in dialog, much of their attempt at wit was simplistic and flat, and the characters were rather shallow albeit likable and fun to watch. The highlight here is the action sets that were explosive, tightly choreographed, well shot with a minimum of shaky cameras, and incredibly exciting ...the cliff side fight sequence was pure gold. Overall, my wife and I found this to be a very entertaining watch. -- DrNostromo.com

• 5

  G.I. Joe: Retaliation

  Saturday, August 10, 2013 10:42:44 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Movies is alright. I wish some actors would have stayed in it longer... probably would have made the movie good.

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  G.I. Joe: Retaliation

  Monday, August 5, 2013 3:19:29 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Would LOVE to see Big Jim in a G.I. Joe movie, and they're going to need a new guy now that they've killed off the Channing Tatum character.

• 9

  G.I. Joe: Retaliation

  Monday, August 5, 2013 4:17:37 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  I hope they put Big Jim in the next one, that would be AWESOME!

• 10

  G.I. Joe: Retaliation

  Monday, August 5, 2013 2:32:20 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  The thinking man's action picture.

• 5

  G.I. Joe: Retaliation

  Sunday, August 4, 2013 10:42:29 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Typical The Rock movie. Good time killer, no real substance.

• 9

  G.I. Joe: Retaliation

  Sunday, June 9, 2013 10:17:12 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  This movie was great but I thought they could have kept Channing alive. This kept me at the edge of my seat...go going all! LOVE ALWAYS JOANNIE :)

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  G.I. Joe: Retaliation

  Saturday, April 20, 2013 7:08:48 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  The movie was trash, please don't waste your money on this film. The plot was terrible and the action was mediocre, Willis at his worst.

• 10

  G.I. Joe: Retaliation

  Wednesday, April 17, 2013 11:31:08 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  This and Scary Movie 5 are representative of modern filmmaking at its finest.

• 1

  G.I. Joe: Retaliation

  Wednesday, April 17, 2013 5:08:38 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Crap! Brainless crap. Well-suited for the impaired of mind and persons with an IQ of 50 and lower.