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Machete Kills movie reviews

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  Machete Kills

  Tuesday, September 27, 2022 5:23:05 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Someone didn´t get this is a parody movie.

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  Machete Kills

  Thursday, March 22, 2018 6:29:02 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  It should be listed as action/parody. It has almost the brilliance of Hot Shots but it´s not kids-friendly because of violent scenes and oversexualized women who all look like hookers in this movie. It´s full of funny hints refering to old James Bond movies with villains who have high-tech weapons and want to destroy the world. :D

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  Machete Kills

  Sunday, January 26, 2014 1:36:26 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  I'd rather watch paint dry

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  Machete Kills

  Saturday, November 16, 2013 3:27:19 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Machete kills is the kind of movie were you either like it or you don't. Myself? I loved it, I loved the randomness. I can't wait for the next one.

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  Machete Kills

  Friday, November 15, 2013 11:13:54 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  We enjoyed the movie, having seen the previous film from the Machete franchise on dvd in recent years. Fun, silly, over-the-top ... can't go wrong with the likes of Trejo, Rodriguez, Gaga, Vergara, Sheen, Gibson, and more. Not one for the kids ... but if you like movies big & in your face ... this one's a fun popcorn film selection.

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  Machete Kills

  Friday, November 15, 2013 7:59:44 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Amazing! another Rodriguez specialty! If you don't get it, you must not understand the way his mind works. Amazingly funny, action packed and full on over the top gore!

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  Machete Kills

  Friday, November 15, 2013 6:11:28 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Danny Trejo knocks it out of the park again in this faux-exploitation flick filled with hilarious over the top violence and gun play.

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  Machete Kills

  Wednesday, November 13, 2013 6:38:43 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Pretty good movie. Lots of action.

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  Machete Kills

  Sunday, November 10, 2013 9:18:29 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Pretty hoakie, but lots of gratuitous violence.

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  Machete Kills

  Friday, November 8, 2013 11:44:52 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  I did like mr. rodrigez first version of this movie, Machete, but i have to say it, the second movie, Machete kills is just desapointing.