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  Machete Kills

  Wednesday, November 6, 2013 2:22:40 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Action movie lover's with alot of blood, and death you will like it...but all the other's won't really appreciate that bloody movie

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  Machete Kills

  Saturday, November 2, 2013 10:38:47 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  B-movie glorious silliness with blood

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  Machete Kills

  Thursday, October 31, 2013 8:34:24 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Liked that !

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  Machete Kills

  Wednesday, October 30, 2013 5:58:10 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  I am a fan of Grindhouse type movies. THese movies are totally ridiculous and insane that all you do is turn your brain off and have a blast. Well, Machete Kills did just that. And pretty damn well. THE GOOD: Hilarious humour, insane gore, perfect action scenes, stupid story, great cast, great one-liners, Danny Trejo was awesome. THE BAD: The insane moments were too few, and had too much story in between. Look, the story wasn't terrible, but it was really ridiculous, and was really stupid. It needed more action scenes. THE UGLY: The pace was surprisingly slow. I actually found myself getting bored during parts. OVERALL: Machete Kills is an over the top, insane, ridiculous and pre

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  Machete Kills

  Wednesday, October 30, 2013 1:37:17 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  Machete Kills is so over the top, so violent, so funny in a very creative Rodriguez way that I don't see how any action movie fan could resist watching it at least once.

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  Machete Kills

  Wednesday, October 30, 2013 12:21:43 AM | (Age Not Specified)

  Danny Machete returns as the knife wielding ex-Federale, Machete. He is called into action by the President to save the world and much action and hilarity follows. Great for genre fans

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  Machete Kills

  Tuesday, October 29, 2013 7:40:46 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  If your looking for a story line this is not the movie for you, but if your into sex , gore , violence , and action , this movie has it all.

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  Machete Kills

  Tuesday, October 29, 2013 3:57:02 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  movie is alright dont expect too much from this movie but still bettee than the first one mel gibson is hilarious

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  Machete Kills

  Tuesday, October 29, 2013 12:00:03 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  "Machete" was a great action movie with a message. It, a throwback to the grindhouse movies of the '70s, featured Danny Trejo in the leading role and had him and a colorful cast of actors go through a simple yet poignant plot involving racial tensions and immigration issues in the southern states of America. It had a purpose, and that it had over-the-top, gory kills on top of that made it something that's well worth seeing. "Machete Kills", by contrast, doesn't have much of a point other than to get together a more colorful cast of actors and have Machete (Trejo) slice through an incredibly large number of people in order to stop the bad guy from executing his slightly more complicated bu

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  Machete Kills

  Wednesday, October 23, 2013 10:14:05 PM | (Age Not Specified)

  The worst movie ever